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There Is A Time Of Reckoning In All Our Lives.

When You're Judy Garland And You Want Something, You Just Pick Up The Phone And Call Somebody. Anybody.

When I Look Back At The Judy Garland Show, I Have Such Mixed Feelings. It Broke My Mother's Heart When They Canceled It.

The High Point Of My Entire Junior High School Career Was Going Backstage After The First Concert To Meet The Beatles In Person. I Had A Huge Crush On George Harrison At The Time, Having Inherited My Family's Passion For Skinny Musicians, And I Was Simply Awestruck To Be Meeting The Fab Four In Person.

Fabio Kept Asking Me Out, But I Knew We'd Never Get His Ego Through The Door.