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If I'm Going To Act In Someone's Movie, I Want The Movie To Be Interesting And Be Able To Get A Couple Of Solid Doubles.

I've Been To Many Funerals Of Funny People, And They're Some Of The Funniest Days You'll Ever Have, Because The Emotions Run High.

For The Most Part, Improvising While Cameras Are Rolling Is Very Difficult. 99% Of People You Should Never Ask To Do That, Because They're Under Pressure, The Clock Is Running, 80 People Are Staring At You...it's Always Unnatural.

My Friend Harry Nilsson Used To Say The Definition Of An Artist Was Someone Who Rode Way Ahead Of The Herd And Was Sort Of The Lookout. Now You Don't Have To Be That, To Be An Artist. You Can Be Right Smack-dab In The Middle Of The Herd. If You Are, You'll Be The Richest.

There's Nothing Funny About Flying To Houston.