I Could Add Her To The Long

Sometimes, Instead Of Going Down The Road Less Taken, You Just Charge Down The Beaten Path.

I Wish," I Said. "i Could Save Orgasms In A Jar For When I Need Them, Because I Think I Have A Few Extra.

The Vampire Is Not A Bad Man, And He Loves You

Sookie, My Little Bullet-sucker" Eric, My Big Bullshitter

Bill Said, "she Is Mine." I Wondered If My Hands Would Move. They Would. I Raised Both Of Them, Making An Unmistakable One-fingered Gesture. Eric Laughed, And Bill Said "sookie!" In Shocked Admonishment. "i Think That Sookie Is Telling Us She Belongs To Herself," Eric Said Softly.