I Could Never Be James Bond.

When You're Big You Don't Need A Reason To Sweat. You Don't, Right? My Friends Cannot Grab A Hold Of This Concept. They Come Up To Me All The Time Like Jeez! What Have You Been Doing? What Are Ya Jumpin Rope In The Attic?! Well, I Peeled An Orange.. About An Hour Ago. Why, What's Up?

I Think I Invented The Phrase 'don't Overdo It.'

There's No Better Feeling In The World Than A Warm Pizza Box On Your Lap.

I Don't Want To Be Known As This Goody-two-shoes Who Can Only Do Comedies Where Puppies Are Licking Peanut Butter Off My Face.

My Favorite Movie Of All Time Is 'rocky.'