I Could Not Chop Down A Tree

I Remember Once In High School The Umpire Called Me Out At Third Base When I Was Sure I Was Safe. I Got So Mad I Took Out My Glass Eye, Handed It To Him And Said, 'try This.' I Got Such A Laugh You Wouldn't Believe.

I Never Understood A Word John Cassavetes Said. And I Think He Did That Deliberately.

You Talk About What A Director, He Was Smart. He Said, Turn The Camera On!

The Only Mountain That I Would Still Like To Climb: I'd Like To Break 85.

I'm Just Looking To Get Through The Day.