I Could Not Chop Down A Tree

I Remember Once In High School The Umpire Called Me Out At Third Base When I Was Sure I Was Safe. I Got So Mad I Took Out My Glass Eye, Handed It To Him And Said, 'try This.' I Got Such A Laugh You Wouldn't Believe.

You Talk About What A Director, He Was Smart. He Said, Turn The Camera On!

I Do Share With The Lieutenant (columbo) One Very Pronounced Part Of His Personality - He Loves To Talk About His Wife. You Can't Shut Him Up. I Have The Same Problem. I Can Tell Shera Stories Till Three In The Morning. Shera Is My Wife.

I Could Not Chop Down A Tree If My Life Depended On It.

If Your Mind Is At Work, We're In Danger Of Reproducing Another Cliche. If We Can Keep Our Minds Out Of It And Our Thoughts Out Of It, Maybe We'll Come Up With Something Original.