I Couldn't Commit Suicide If My Life

You Know Why We're Good At It? Because We Get A Lot Of Practice. This Country Is Only 200 Years Old, And Already We've Had Ten Major Wars. We Average A Major War Every Twenty Years. So We're Good At It!

We've Cleaned Up The Air, But Polluted The Soul.

Never Get On An Airplane If The Pilot Is Wearing A Hat That Has More Than Three Pastel Colors.

The Future Will Soon Be A Thing Of The Past.

Religion Is Just Mind Control.