I'd Be Lying If I Said, 'no,'

I'm A Workaholic. I've Been Doing My Job For A Long Time.

If I Honour My Needs First, I Will Be The Best Wife, The Best Mum, The Best Sister, The Best Friend. I Have To Come First, Because Then Everyone Benefits.

Everyone Has An Hour In Their Day To Go And Do Something For Somebody Else; I Don't Care How Busy They Are.

Always, Always Powder Your T-zone And The Lines Going From Your Nose Down Around Your Mouth So You Don't Look Like A Bulldog. When Those Areas Are Shiny, It's Awful. And Gloss Will Keep Your Lips From Appearing Dehydrated.

I'm Not An Actress, You Know. I Don't Know What's Going On. And I'm Supposed To Be The Villain.