I'd Be Vegetarian If Bacon Grew On

You Can't Keep Blaming Yourself. Just Blame Yourself Once, And Move On." Homer Simpson

Are We Alone In An Uncaring Universe, Or Is God Some Kind Of Wiseguy?

Cartooning Is For People Who Can't Quite Draw And Can't Quite Write. You Combine The Two Half-talents And Come Up With A Career.

If People Only Knew How Much I Secretly Hated Them, They'd Love Me For Holding It In.

I Thought I Was Going To Make Crazy Cartoons For The Rest Of My Life. I Didn't Think I'd Ever Get Paid For It, Didn't Think I Drew Well Enough, But I Knew It Made Me Happy.