I'd Be Vegetarian If Bacon Grew On

I'm Normally Not A Praying Man, But If You're Up There, Please Save Me, Superman. Homer Simpson

A Lot Of Our Writers, Like Conan O'brien, Moved On To Other Things.

When You're As Important As I Am, Getting Your Feelings Hurt By Me Is Almost An Honor.

I Would Prefer To Listen To A French Classical Composer Like Olivier Messiaen Than To The Pop Hits Of The Day.

This Doesn't Happen In America! Maybe Ohio, But Not In America!" Homer Simpson