I'd Give My Right Arm To Be

80 Percent Of The Balls That Don't Reach The Hole, Don't Go In.

If I Didn't Wake Up I'd Still Be Sleeping

We Were Over-whelming Underdogs.

I Couldn't Tell If The Streaker Was A Man Or A Woman Because It Had A Bag On It's Head.

I Don't Blame The Players Today For The Money. I Blame The Owners. They Started It. They Wanna Give It To 'em? More Power To 'em.