I'd Kiss You, But You Smell Like

If God Had Wanted Me To Lose Weight He Would Have Made Sure There Was Creamed Spinach For Dessert.

Sometimes It's Hard To Tell What's Love And What's Only Indigestion

Ranger Sent Us To Check On You," Hal Said. "we Just Got Here, And We Heard Shots." "some Moron Ate My Jelly Doughnut," Lula Said. "so I Shot Him.

This Is War,' I Yelled Through The Door. Lucky For Me,' Morelli Said. 'i Give Good War.

I Think I Got A Bruise From Landing On You. I Hear Bacon Is Real Good For Healing A Bruise.