I'd Like A Nice Piece Of Salmon

I Was In A Supermarket And I Saw Paul Newman's Face On Salad Dressing And Spaghetti Sauce....i Thought He Was Missing.

I Like To Approach Every Day Like It's My First, So This Morning When I Woke Up I Covered My Body With Red Gelatin.

It's 103 Comedians, Or However Many It Is, And How Would Everyone Tell It. It's Enough People Of Substance That It Makes You Think Of The People Who Aren't There That Are Alive.

My Girlfriend Just Told Me I Am One Of The Smartest People She Knows. I Told Her, You Need To Meet Other People.

Bob Saget Was Known, In The Comedy Clubs In Those Days, As Extremely Funny But With Dark Humor. It Was Always An Inside Joke Among Comics, When He Got Full House, It Was, Like, Wow, Hes Playing This All-american Dad Kind Of Thing. That Was Not Bob Saget. His Comedic Style Is Definitely More Twisted, And He Has An Edgier Side Than He Showed In Full House.