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On My Football Field, I Know What Bliss Is. My Team Cuddles More Than The Missus. We Won't Inject Drugs, Just Oodles Of Hugs. I Warm Up My Team With Some Kisses.

Why Die On Mars When You Can Live In South Dakota? South Dakota, You Can Live Here.

I Think I'm So Old I'm In. We Call It The 'tony Bennett Syndrome.' For Some Reason, Young People Think I'm Cool.

I Believe That Young People Are Looking For Answers To The Big Questions Just Like Everyone Else, And That They Respect Intelligent Comment To Help Guide Them Through Tough Times.

Movie Stars And Singers Never Fully Pass Away Because Their Images Are Replayed On Film And Recordings, Over And Over.