I'd Like Thousands Of Schools As Good

Ping-pong Was Invented On The Dining Tables Of England In The 19th Century, And It Was Called Wiff-waff! And There, I Think, You Have The Difference Between Us And The Rest Of The World. Other Nations, The French, Looked At A Dining Table And Saw An Opportunity To Have Dinner; We Looked At It An Saw An Opportunity To Play Wiff-waff.

All The People I Talk To, Increasingly, Can See That The Emperor Has Got No Clothes. The Case For Leaving [the Eu] Is Now Overwhelming.

I Have As Much Chance Of Becoming Prime Minister As Of Being Decapitated By A Frisbee Or Of Finding Elvis.

It Was The Kind Of Blind, Gulping, Insensate Greed That You Associate With Some Milk-eyed Creature In A Volcanic Fissure At The Bottom Of The Marianas Trench-an Organism With No Understanding Of The Existence, Let Alone The Feelings, Of Other Members Of The Ecosystem.

I Think I Was Once Given Cocaine But I Sneezed So It Didn't Go Up My Nose. In Fact, It May Have Been Icing Sugar.