I'd Like To Be A Jellyfish, 'cause

To Describe My Scarce Leisure Time In Today's Terms, I Always Default To Reading.

Some People Think There's A Woman To Blame, But I Know - It's My Own Damn Fault

I Got My Hush Puppies On. I Guess I Never Was Made Meant For Glitter Rock And Roll.

Wasting Away Again In Margaritaville, Searching For My Lost Shaker Of Salt.

My Voyage Was Never A Well-conceived Plan, Nor Will It Ever Be. I Have Made It Up As I Went Along.