I'd Like To Do 'saturday Night Live.'

Never Slap A Man Who Chews Tobacco.

I Run Me Like A Conglomerate, Because That's What I Am.

Just Do The Math. In The Next 50 To 75 Years, People Will Be Living To Be 130 And 140. They'll Be Working Until They're 100. It's Incredible.

I Think Women Can Cope A Lot Better Than Men.

I Want To Get My Own Show Because 'today' Will Eventually Get Tired Of Me, Or The Audience Will Get Tired Of Me.