I'd Like To Do 'saturday Night Live.'

Just Do The Math. In The Next 50 To 75 Years, People Will Be Living To Be 130 And 140. They'll Be Working Until They're 100. It's Incredible.

Never Slap A Man Who Chews Tobacco.

People Over 100 Are The Fastest-growing Group In America. People Soon Will Be Working 'til 100 - Some Because They Have To - And Living 'til 125 Or Even 135. What Do I Know, I'm Just A Weatherman, But I've Made A Hobby Of Studying This, And It's Phenomenal.

The Tv Weatherman Has Always Been One Of The Best, Most Secure Jobs. They Change Anchors, They Change The Set, Producers Come And Go. But The Weather Person Hangs On Forever!

I Go To Mcdonald's At Least Once A Week. I Always Get A No. 2.