I'd Like To Have Made One Of

I'm Prepared. I Have A Gun And I Know How To Shoot, And Whoever Comes Calling Without An Invitation Will Get It In The Rear End.

I Improve In Misquotation.

Probably No Greater Honor Can Come To Any Man Than The Respect Of His Colleagues.

Sometimes Angels Rush In Where Fools Fear To Tread.

I Am Reminded Of A Piece Of Advice My Father Gave Me Regarding Shoes. ...he Said It Is Better To Buy One Good Pair Of Shoes Than Four Cheap Ones. One Pair Made Of Fine Leather Could Outlast Four Inferior Pairs And, If Well-cared-for, Would Continue To Proclaim Your Good Judgment And Taste No Matter How Old They Become.