I'd Like To Think, If I Was

Everything You've Heard About Canadians Apologizing Profusely For Things They Shouldn't Be Sorry About Is Absolutely True. It Is Both Sweet, Endearing And Worrisome At The Same Time. Having Someone Apologize For No Reason Actually Makes Me Feel As Though I Should Apologize For Their Need To Apologize.

I Love Having Wine With My Meals. And If I Splurge, I'm Going To Splurge Big, Because If I Deny My Cravings, It Just Ends Up Backfiring On Me, You Know?

I Have Been Known To Go To The Grocery Store And Just Buy Pepperoni. There's Just Something Fantastic About Salty, Fatty Meats.

I Have Smelled Some Very Famous And Undoubtedly Sexy Boys. And Sometimes, As Cute As They Are, I'd Rather Have Them As A Friend - Just Because Of The Way They Smell!

What Woman Doesn't Want To Go Out There And Kick Some Butt? I Did It With A Sword In 'conan,' I Did It With A Crossbow In 'g.i. Joe,' And I've Got My Multi-tool And My Super-suit In 'continuum.' It's Really A Release, And It's Quite Cool.