I'd Like To Think, If I Was

The List Of Problems That We All Experience May Be Endless, But I Honestly Cannot Abide By The Rule That, 'he Who Yells Louder Is Heard.'

I Thought That I'd Have A Briefcase-and-power-suit Career.

There's Nothing I Hate More Than Gritty, Linty, Mysterious Pocket Schmutz In The Cap Of My Lip Moisturizer - Or, Even Worse, On The Applicator Itself. I Shudder At The Thought.

I Can Never Find A Movie I Want To Watch, Even Though I've Got Hundreds To Choose From.

I Love Bridget Fonda.