I'd Love To...but Only With You.

It's The Refuge For The Mentally Deficient. It's Made By Dull People For Dull People.

All Human Activity Is Fruitless When Pitted Against The Girls And Boys Singing On Pop Television, For They Have Found The Answer As The Rest Of Us Search For The Question. I Will Sing, Too. If Not, I Will Have To Die.

Jesus Made Me, So He Should Save Me From Pity, Sympathy And Idiots Discussing Me.

You Have To, At Least From A Distance, Look As If You Know What You're Doing, And I Can Manage That.

I Called To Wish You An Unhappy Birthday Because You're Evil And You Lie And If You Should Die I May Feel Slightly Sad, But I Won't Cry.