I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A

Spring Time Is The Land Awakening.

Yankees Don't Understand That The Southern Way Of Talking Is A Language Of Nuance. What We Can Do In The South Is We Can Take A Word And Change It Just A Little Bit And Make It Mean Something Altogether Different.

I'd Much Rather Sit Next To A Smoker In A Restaurant Than A Nose-blower.

It's Difficult To Think Anything But Pleasant Thoughts While Eating A Homegrown Tomato.

Life Is A Sexually Transmitted Terminal Disease.