I'd Play For Half My Salary If

Don't Ever Forget Two Things I'm Going To Tell You. One, Don't Believe Everything That's Written About You. Two, Don't Pick Up Too Many Checks.

A Man Ought To Get All He Can Earn. A Man Who Knows He's Making Money For Other People Ought To Get Some Of The Profit He Brings In. Don't Make Any Difference If It's Baseball Or A Bank Or A Vaudeville Show. It's Business, I Tell You. There Ain't No Sentiment To It. Forget That Stuff.

Paris Ain't Much Of A Town.

I Hit An Inside-the-park Home Run! I Beat It Out! Can You Believe That?

I've Never Heard A Crowd Boo A Homer, But I've Heard Plenty Of Boos After A Strikeout.