I'd Rather Bare Skin Than Wear Skin.

I Thought Of A Great Way To Celebrate My Finnish Heritage At Home. I'm Going To Look Into Opening A Chain Of Strip Clubs, And I'll Call Them Lapland!!!

Every Time We Go By Kfc, My Kids Ask Me To Honk And They Yell 'boo' Out The Window.

I Do A Lot For Peta. I Do A Lot Of Things I Think Are Really Important, I Volunteer At School And I'm Still Amazed I Can Pay My Bills Because I Feel Like I Don't Work That Much, I Really Don't.

My Little Circle Of Friends Know How Twisted My Brain Is. I'm Constantly Reading And People Always Think, 'ah, We Didn't Know That About You,' But That's Part Of My Charm.

I Think I'm In Control Of What I Do And What I've Done. I Think That's The Ultimate Feminine Power. Do As You Want.