I'd Rather Be Around Broken People Who

What Makes Me Feel Old Is Having No Hair On The Top Of My Head.

God Has Taken His Chosen People, The Problem Being You Are The Only Non-chosen Person.

This Whole World Is Run By Brutes For The Common And The Stupid.

When Famous People Are Nice To Me, It Feels Good, So I'm Happy To Hang Out With Them. It's Better Than Being At Home, Depressed, Reading 'the Hobbit.'

I Met Elton John At An Interview Dinner, And We Just Sort Of Became Friends. He's Got Such A Wicked Sense Of Humor.