I'd Rather Be Lucky Than Good

I Was Never Nervous When I Had The Ball, But When I Let Go I Was Scared To Death.

I'm Something Like The Old Soak Who Never Knew Whether His Wife Told Him To Take One Drink And Come Home At 12, Or Take 12 And Come Home At One.

He (jimmie Foxx) Has Muscles In His Hair.

Hell, Lou (gehrig) It Took Fifteen Years To Get You Out Of A Game. Sometimes I'm Out In Fifteen Minutes.

I've Got A New Invention. It's A Revolving Bowl For Tired Goldfish.