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People's Musical Tastes Are Fickle, And Music Can Be A Fashion.

There Are Loads Of Bands I'd Love To Produce.

Of Course, There's A Certain Type Of Person Who Feels That Anything Which Becomes Mainstream Has To Be Rejected Immediately. And That's Part Of The Indie-alternative Snobbery And Hierarchy And Elitism.

Anyone Can Play An Instrument If You Show Them How To Move Their Limbs, Lips Or Fingers The Right Way. It's Irrelevant. What Is Relevant Is Personality, Energy, Creativity And Disturbing Sense Of Humour.

I'd Rather Eat A Cow-pat On A Bun Than A Bloody Mcdonalds.