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Anyone Can Play An Instrument If You Show Them How To Move Their Limbs, Lips Or Fingers The Right Way. It's Irrelevant. What Is Relevant Is Personality, Energy, Creativity And Disturbing Sense Of Humour.

For Me Upward Social Mobility Is Possible Through Talent And Hard Work And Is A Glowing Endorsement Of The Benefits Of Living In A Modern Capitalist Society. It's Not So Much Evidence Of A Meritocracy, As Evidence Of Healthy Nepotism. Nepotism Is At The Core Of A Good Group Dynamic. A Good Group Dynamic Is At The Core Of Rock'n'roll.

Of Course, There's A Certain Type Of Person Who Feels That Anything Which Becomes Mainstream Has To Be Rejected Immediately. And That's Part Of The Indie-alternative Snobbery And Hierarchy And Elitism.

Men Behave Very Oddly In The Company Of Attractive Women.

Music Should Be Universal. My Life Perspective, My Lifestyle - I'm Not Going To Impose That On The People That Listen To My Music. That's Kind Of A Perverse Form Of Snobbery I Like To Reject.