I'd Rather Give Up My Ears Than

I've Had Great Pleasure Meeting The Likes Of Newt Gingrich And Having A Chat With The Fellow On A Staircase. I Found Him Completely Dishonest And Totally Likeable, Because He Doesn't Care! He Knows What A Politician Is, And He's A Perfect Embodiment Of One.

I've Done No Harm To No One. In Fact, I Think I've Improved The World.

I Got Into Music By Happenchance And Luck And Wearing A T-shirt With "i Hate Pink Floyd" On It. The Irony Has Never Failed To Amuse Me Ever Since Because I Didn't Hate Pink Floyd At All! And Yet You Have An Entire Range Of People Out There Believing That The Best Thing You Can Do In Life Is To Hate Pink Floyd. Come On, It's Because It's The World I Live In!

You Know, I've Been To Some Superstars' Houses, And I've Been Really Disgusted When I See Their Platinum Discs Hanging In The Toilet. They're Just There On The Walls Glaring At You When You're Trying To Be Occupied With Other Things.

The Only Good Political Movement I've Seen Lately Was Occupy Wall Street. They Had No Leaders, Which Was Genius. But Unfortunately It Always Ends Up With Some Hippy Playing A Flute.