I'd Rather Go On Hearing Your Lies,

Just Because I Managed To Do A Little Something, I Don't Want Anyone Back Home To Think I Got The Big Head.

It's All A Big Hoax, Honey. I Never Wrote A Song In My Life. I Get One-third Of The Credit For Recording It. It Makes Me Look Smarter Than I Am. I've Never Even Had An Idea For A Song. Just Once, Mybe.

I Saw Three Shrimp In The Water, Two Were Old And Gray. I Swam A Little Closer, And I Heard The Third One Say, Good-bye Mama.

My Movements, Ma'am, Are All Leg Movements. I Don't Do Nothing With My Body.

If You Bring A Friend Into Your Love Affair, That's The End Of Your Sweetheart That's The End Of Your Friend, That's When Your Heartache Begins.