I’d Rather Look Chubby On Screen And

I Get Photographers Hiding In My Bushes. We're Way Past Autographs. We're Into Being Stalked And Followed.

It's Something I Always Tell Myself: 'you Need To Calm The F--k Down. You Don't Want To Constantly Be A Gif.

As Soon As Somebody Farts Around Me, I Think It's Hilarious. This Is Something My Brothers Did That Now The Boys At Work Are Obsessed With. You Cup It, And Then You Throw It In Someone's Face And Say, ‘take A Bite Out Of That Cheeseburger!'

It Is A Sexual Violation. It’s Disgusting. The Law Needs To Be Changed, And We Need To Change. That’s Why These Web Sites Are Responsible. Just The Fact That Somebody Can Be Sexually Exploited And Violated, And The First Thought That Crosses Somebody’s Mind Is To Make A Profit From It. It’s So Beyond Me. I Just Can’t Imagine Being That Detached From Humanity. I Can’t Imagine Being That Thoughtless And Careless And So Empty Inside.

My Family Went On A Cruise, And I Got A Terrible Haircut. Fyi: Never Get Your Hair Cut On A Cruise. And I Had, Like, This Blonde Curly 'fro, And I Walked Into The Gym The First Day Back In Seventh Grade And Everyone Was Staring At Me, And For Some Reason I Thought, I Know What I Need To Do! And I Just Started Sprinting From One End Of The Gym To The Other, And I Thought It Was Hilarious. But Nobody Else At That Age Really Did. It Was Genuinely Weird