I'd Rather Look Good In My Coffin

Mental Wounds Not Healing, Who And What's To Blame. I'm Going Off The Rails On A Crazy Train.

I Know That I'm Here - I Believe That I'm Here For A Purpose. I Believe In Forces Of Fate.

Did You Know That The Percentage Of Young People In The Crucial 'youthquake' Age Bracket Of 15 To 24 Was Higher In 1973 Than In 1967 ? Therefore It Was Glam Rock That Ended The War In Vietnam.

I Grew Up Having To Piss In A Bucket ’cos There Was No Indoor Shitter, And Now I Have These Computerised Japanese Super-loo Things That Have Heated Seats And Wash And Blow-dry Your Arse At The Touch Of A Button. Give It A Couple Of Years And I’ll Have A Bog With A Robot Arm That Pulls Out My Turds, So I Don’t Have To Strain.

Still, One Of The Few Good Things About Being Dyslexic Is That When I Say I Don’t Read Reviews, I Mean I Don’t Read Reviews.