I'd Rather Send Out A Mass Email

I Like Pens. My Writing Is So Amazing There's Never A Need To Erase

I Want To Release Another Cd This Year, Finish Writing A Screenplay, And Make Another Short Film

Only Lately, Like Within The Last Few Years, Have I Had People Actually Do An Impression Of Me To Me, Which Weirds Me Out To Think Of What They Have Picked Up On, Without Ever Realizing It Myself

I Don't Ban Bloggers From My Shows. I Have A Separate Line: Vip Seating For Bloggers.

I Think People Have This "it Can't Hurt To Ask" Mentality, Which Is True On Some Level. I Get Comics Like, "hey, Will You Look At These Videos Of Me On Myspace?" I Was Like, "well, Who's Gonna Benefit From That? What If I Don't Like You?" No, I'm Gonna Write To A Stranger And Say, "hi. You Like Me, And I Don't Like You. And Now I Feel Bad When I Didn't Need To Feel Bad, Because You Put Me On The Spot." Or Like, "can I Open For You?" Well, I've Never Seen You Work, So No. I Certainly Made Awkward Mistakes When I Was Starting Out, And They're Just Trying To Have A Career.