I'd Rather Send Out A Mass Email

I've Had Shows Where You Think, "is This Going Well? I Can't Tell," And Then You Say Goodnight And You Get This Ovation. They're Sorta Like A Theater Audience. I've Learned That Much; That They're Not Always Going To Be Doing Backflips - But I'll Never Figure It Out. Because Sometimes You Walk Up There, And They're So Excited, And Then Other Times, It's Just... But Sometimes An Audience Is Bad, And You Can Tell Them They're Bad, And That Sort Of Breaks The Ice A Bit.

I Love Chicken. I Would Eat Chicken Fingers On Thanksgiving If It Were Socially Acceptable.

I Want A Room That I Can Definitely Pack Out. I Don't Want To Sweat That Part, "am I Gonna Have Enough People?" So I Usually Pick Like A Hundred, A Relatively Small Room. Also, I'm Looser In A Small Room. I Don't Want To Record An Album In Front Of A Thousand People, Not That I Could Draw A Thousand, But I Just Want A Room That I Can Really Work Back To Front. That's Just A Very Comfortable Place For Me To Be Loose.

I Will Not Be Misquoted!

I Don't Really Know Much About Pirates, Or Pirate Culture. I'd Be A Contrarian Pirate.