I'd Rather Send Out A Mass Email

I Was Probably Just Trying To Be Dennis Miller, But Without The Vocabulary To Actually Be Dennis Miller. I Guess I Was Just Less Interesting Than I Am Now, If I Am Interesting At All

I Don't Feel I'm Even Worthy Of A Normal Amount Of Value.

I Think People Have This "it Can't Hurt To Ask" Mentality, Which Is True On Some Level. I Get Comics Like, "hey, Will You Look At These Videos Of Me On Myspace?" I Was Like, "well, Who's Gonna Benefit From That? What If I Don't Like You?" No, I'm Gonna Write To A Stranger And Say, "hi. You Like Me, And I Don't Like You. And Now I Feel Bad When I Didn't Need To Feel Bad, Because You Put Me On The Spot." Or Like, "can I Open For You?" Well, I've Never Seen You Work, So No. I Certainly Made Awkward Mistakes When I Was Starting Out, And They're Just Trying To Have A Career.

I Wasn't As Nervous As I Thought I Would Be When I Started

Sometimes They're All Collectively Thinking, "wow, We're Kinda A Shitty Audience," And Then If You Point It Out, It's Kinda Like, "hey, I Know What's Going On. We Know What's Going On Up Here. Or What's Not Going On. And I'm Letting You Know That I Know. And Now We Can Fix This."