I'd Shake His Hand, But I Think

If You Want A Show To Succeed, You're Going To Have To Have A Certain Amount Of People Watch Who Are Non-black And Non-latino. If You Can't Cross Over, You Don't Belong On Tv. That's Not Just Me Saying It. That's Just The Way It Is.

A Dodger Uniform Just Doesn't Look Good With A Cummerbund.

I Spend A Lot Of Time Alone And My Wife Understands That I Need To Be Alone. I Enjoy Being Alone. But I'm Never Lonely.

If The Worst Thing That Can Happen Is That Nobody Laughs, Then I Can Deal With That, Because The Worst Thing That Can Happen At The Factory Is That I Could Lose A Limb Or Be Crushed By A Huge Machine.

I Prefer My Mexican Food To Have A Little Bit Of An Animal That Suffered A Little Bit. That's Some Of The Best Food.