I'd Shake His Hand, But I Think

If The Worst Thing That Can Happen Is That Nobody Laughs, Then I Can Deal With That, Because The Worst Thing That Can Happen At The Factory Is That I Could Lose A Limb Or Be Crushed By A Huge Machine.

It's An Honor To Walk In The Footsteps Of A Legend. As Host I Intend To Honor The Tradition Of The Bob Hope Classic And Have A Great Time Blazing A New Path.

I Do Everything One At A Time, One Day At A Time. It's The Only Way I Can Do All What I Want. I Stopped Watching [most Of] The News And Entertainment Shows. I Think It's Helped Me To Stay A Little Clearer. Do I Need To Know What Kevin Federline Is Doing? And I Don't Sleep A Lot. I'm Always Connected To [my Work].

It's Not Even About Black And White Anymore, Because So Many People Are From Mixed Backgrounds And Mixed Ethnicities, And It's Just A Great Time To Be Able To Pull All That Together.

An Animal Has To Suffer For Us Old-school Latinos To Get What We Want.