I'd Shake His Hand, But I Think

I Think It's Easier For African American And White Comics To Be Praised Than It Is Latinos Because They Think Our Culture Or Our Humor Is Substandard. I Mean, I Just Don't Think They Want To Give Us Credit. I Just Don't Think That They See Us As Important Enough To Be At Their Level. I'm The Longest-produced Comedy At Warner Bros. And I Don't Feel Special. They Come Over And Say Hello. But Everybody's Gonna Make A Lot Of Money And I Don't Feel Like I'm Special To Them.

If You Read Social Media, You Can See How Immigration Is Such A Hot-button Debate And [a Hotbed] Of Ignorance. You Know There's Guys That Say Immigrants Come Here, And They Create So Much Crime And They Take Jobs. There's Multiple Sides To Every Story.

So I Started To Relax And Would Work On My Act Eight Hours A Day, Sitting At A Desk Writing At My Grandmother's House, And I Would Put On Richard Pryor Live On Long Beach And Would Play It Like A Loop And Think And Write

I Spend A Lot Of Time Alone And My Wife Understands That I Need To Be Alone. I Enjoy Being Alone. But I'm Never Lonely.

80% Of The Women Who Were Asked If They Fake Orgasms Said Yes. Actually, They Said Yes! Oh God, Yes!