I'd Trade All My Tomorrows For One

The Number-one Rule Of The Road Is Never Go To Bed With Anyone Crazier Than Yourself. You Will Break This Rule, And You Will Be Sorry.

And The Beer I Had For Breakfast Wasn't Bad, So I Had One More For Dessert

If God Made Anything Better Than Women, I Think He Kept It For Himself.

You Don't Paddle Against The Current, You Paddle With It. And If You Get Good At It, You Throw Away The Oars.

As Soon As You Learn To Never Give Up, You Have To Learn The Power And Wisdom Of Unconditional Surrender, And That One Doesn't Cancel Out The Other; They Just Exist As Contradictions. The Wisdom Of It Comes As You Get Older.