I Dare Anyone To Debate Me On

It's Not About The Big Deal You Struck That Day, It's Not About The New Car, It's Not About The Obvious Stuff. It's About That Little Introspective Moment You Had In The Middle Of All That. Those Are Moments Between The Moments, And That's Where Life Is.

Women Are Not To Be Hit. They're To Be Hugged And Caressed.

I’m Not Thomas Jefferson. He Was A Pussy.

It's Not An Act. I Love It. It's Totally Original. People Go, 'what's Going On With This Guy? Why Does He Sound So Weird? What Is Going On In His Brain. I Don't Know. Just One Day I Suddenly Woke Up With A New Brain.

We're Going To Shoot One Polaroid Per Show. I'm Going To Sign This Before It Even Develops Because I Know That Once It Develops With My Signature On It, It's Worth A Fortune. I'll Make This A Work Of Magic Warlock Art.