I Did Karate For A Really Long

For A Jewish Mother, Having A Country Wage War On Your Son Is The Worst. If Kim Jong-un Only Knew What He Was Doing To My Mother!

I Was In High School When Will Ferrell Was First On 'saturday Night Live', And I Remember Thinking, 'man, That Guy Is The Funniest Guy Ever.'

Good Comedy Doesn't Have To Be A Comedy Idea.

To Me It's A Mystery That You Can Show The Horrific Things In The Movies, But Not Some Sexual Stuff Which Everyone Does.

I Was Pretty Young. I Guess I Was In High School, So I Was Probably 13 Years Old. It Was Crazy. I Remember It Very Vividly. I Remember - It Was Actually Kind Of Horrifying, Because One Of My Friends - We Smoked Out Of A Bong, And One Of My Friends - This Was So Stupid - He Didn't Want To Bring - It Was After School On A Friday, And He Didn't - We Smoked Weed In This Park Called The Ravine That Was Across The Street From My High School.