I Did Not Want My Tombstone To

I'm Against An Income Tax Because All The Rich People Hire Lawyers And Accountants To Be Sure That They Don't Pay Income Tax.

I've Been Tested By Fire, And The Fire Lost.

You Bet Being Funny Helps Accomplish Things. I've Always Maintained That People Don't Realize How Many Brain Cells It Takes To Be Funny. And Politics Ought To Be Fun -- After Baseball It's Our Next Favorite National Pastime.

Power Is What Calls The Shots, And Power Is A White Male Game.

I Think You Have To Deal With Grief In The Sense That You Have To Recognize That You Have It, And Say That It's Ok To Have All The Sadness.