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When You're Dying And Your Life Is Flashing Before Your Eyes, You're Gonna Be Thinking About The Great Things That You Did, The Horrible Things That You Did And The Emotional Impact That Someone Had On You And That You Had On Somebody Else. Those Are The Things That Are Relevant. To Have Some Sort Of Emotional Impact That Transcends Your Time, That's Great. As Long As You Don't Mess It Up By Being Undignified When You're Old.

I Don't Really Miss God But I Sure Miss Santa Claus!

Kurt Had This Dumb Suicidal Ideation - That's What I Called It. I Thought If We Could Live Through This, We Could Live Through Anything.

I'm Clean And Sober For Over A Year And No One Seems To Care! They're Like, 'oh, Her Dramatic Weight Gain.' So, Stop Making Fun Of Me!

I Am God And My Lawyers Are My 12 Disciples...do Not F**k With Me!