I Did Not Want To Turn To

Our Children Are Trying To Tell Us Something. And We Are Not Listening.

My Wife Was A Beautiful Woman Before We Had Children.

The Worst Thing To Do Is To Die While Reading Life Magazine.

Sometimes You Try To Help People, And It Backfires On You, And Then They Try To Take Advantage Of You.

The Dentist Drills Some More And You Hear Him Make A Mistake. And To Cover It Up, They All Say The Same Thing: "okay, Rinse."