I Did Pick Up A Guitar Once,

I Find It Hard To Relax Around Any Man Who's Got The Second Button On His Shirt Undone.

I Really Have No Interest In Delivering The Iambic Pentameter, I Just Want To Kill Myself. I Don't Mind Other People Doing It. I Say That, But Really I Don't Want To Watch Other People Doing It. I Get Embarrassed.

Standing In Front Of A Fake Mountain With Fake Snow Falling And Seven Girls Dressed As Santarettes Will Stay In My Memory.

I'm A Jacket Man. And If I'm Without One, I Am Kind Of Seriously Disabled. I Don't Know How To Operate In Shirt Sleeves.

It's More Than Usually Possible That I Won't Do A Play Again. But Skylight Is One Of The Great Plays In The English Language. I Was Lucky Enough To Be A Part Of It At One Point In Its Life, And It's A Timely Thing To Deliver It Again In The Modern World.