I Did Shoplift But I Didn't Get

I Choose To Do Unattractive People, Because Then I Can Pretend They Think They're Attractive.

When People Tell Me They Are Going To Go Scrapbooking, I Say, 'why Don't You Make It Yourself.' It's Like Chocolate-chip Cookies. People Buy The Cookie-dough Roll And Slice It, And Then They Lay It On A Cookie Sheet. That's Not Making Chocolate-chip Cookies.

A Lot Of Crafters, They're Shut-ins.

I Have No Desire To Carry A Movie.

You Think In A Different Way When You Don't Have Any Money. The Joy Of Poverty Is That You Use Your Imagination To Come Up With Stuff.