I Didn't Become A Comedian To Work

I'm Not Graceful Either. I Have No Rhythm, I'm Never On Top.

Let's All Help Each Other Be A Little Bit Better At Being Human Beings.

I Think We Can All Agree That Sleeping Around Is A Great Way To Meet People.

I'll Tell You What Can Make Bacon Better... Nothing.

It Would Be Nice If Everybody Were A Little Bit More Mindful Of What Kind Of Product You're Putting Out There. Nothing's For Everybody. People Are Liked And Disliked, But At Least Be Mindful Of What You're Doing And What Your Message Is, And Trying To Stay True To Your Authenticity And What You're Trying To Attain Or What Your Goals Are, And Don't Let Anybody Get In The Way Of That. At The Same Time, Have A Goal, And Have A Message.