I Didn't Choose To Be The Guy

Ever Eat So Much You Feel Sick? Isn't That The Best?

I Come From A Very Big Family. Nine Parents.

The Reason I Say I'm A Horrible Person Is I Don't Want Myself To Be Presented As Somebody Who's A Great Catholic.

I Am Single, I Don't Drink. It's Kind Of Hard To Get A Woman Buzzed When You Don't Drink. You'll Be Like, "yeah, I'll Have A Glass Of Water, You Want A Shot Of Jäger? You Want Eight Of 'em?"

Other People's Children's Birthday Parties Are The Most Joyful Events You Will Ever Resent Having To Attend.