I Didn't Cross The Line, You Drew

I Struggle In These Situations Not To Let My Madness Govern Me, And To Let The Positive Aspects Of My Character Define My Life.

I Like Threesomes With Two Women, Not Because I'm A Cynical Sexual Predator. Oh No! But Because I'm A Romantic. I'm Looking For "the One." And I'll Find Her More Quickly If I Audition Two At A Time.

We Continue To Be Spilled On By Consumerism Even Though We Know It Doesn't Make Us Happy.

My Mate Karl Once Told Me He’d Been Looking After This Five-year-old Boy Who – Not Knowing Enough To Have An Ironic Inflection To His Words – Said, ‘i Want Something.’ He Didn’t Know What It Was. Not ‘i Want Sweets’, Or ‘a Can Of Coke’, Or ‘to Watch The Tweenies’, Or Whatever It Is They’re Into Now (i Like Bagpuss), But ‘i Want Something.’ All Of Us, I Think, Have That Feeling. And What Heroin Does When You First Start Taking It Is Tell You What That Something Is.

The One Measure Of True Love Is: You Can Insult The Other. --slavoj Zizek