I Didn't Deserve To Be President Just

I Always Kid The President In Different Circumstances. Mr. President, A Country's Never Going To Be More Optimistic Than The President.

We Were Never Motorheads. We Knew Fast Cars. We Knew How To Siphon Gas - Me - Charge The Battery When It Was Down. But Never Hot-wired A Car.

In Presidential Campaign I Released A 65-page File From The Syracuse University College Of Law That Showed Poor Grades, Back In College, Also. If I Were Plagiarizing Consistently, My Grades Would Have Been Better.

I Never Had An Interest In Being A Mayor ’cause That’s A Real Job. You Have To Produce. That’s Why I Was Able To Be A Senator For 36 Years.

The Iraqis Have Become Invested In Their Nationhood.