I Didn't Even Know What A Film

The Nice Thing About Piracy Is, It Allows The Public To Get Independent Art, To Get A Variety Of Music And Movies.

Being A Gay Married Man, I Love Broadway Musicals.

The Thing I Find About The Movie Industry Is That 99 Percent Of The People Are Absolute Scum. They're Horrible People, They Really Are. Very Nasty Killer Rabbits Who Hate Movies. But The Other 1 Percent Are Really The Greatest, Most Wonderful People In The World.

In Our Racist, Sexist Society, Christmas Is The 8 Hours When We Stop Killing Each Other And Gratuitous Over Eating Is Encouraged So That The Starving And Other People In The World Can Die!

I Didn't Even Know What A Film Director Was. To Me, Charlie Chaplin Was A Goofy Clown, And John Ford - What? Never Heard Of Him.