I Didn't Get Lessons Of Any Kind

My Mom Is Christian, And She Wouldn't Let Us Listen To Rock Music. So Me And My Brother, We Had This Tape Player With Head Phones, And We Locked Ouselves In The Pantry. We Were Fighting Over The Headphones, Sitting In The Dark Pantry Listening To Metallica.

Benji Usually Tries To Match His Hair With His Underwear, And You Know How He Had The Pink Hair For A While Well We Caught Him In A Pink Thong One Day!

I Want To Feel Lucky Every Night When I Go Onstage, And Not Feel Like, 'oh, Great, Here We Go Again.

I Believe Everyone On This Planet Deserves Equal Rights To Their Own Pursuit Of Happiness.

I Like Getting Toilet Paper Thrown At Me.