I Didn't Know How Babies Were Made

I Won All The Blue Ribbons For Canning At The State Fair.

I Came Out The Back Of The Building And I Was Hollering, 'i've Sung On The Grand Ole Opry! I've Sung On The Grand Ole Opry!'

Once In A While I Get Inspired And Finish My Act With The Hillbilly Hoedown.

Daddy Was Real Gentle With Kids. That's Why I Expected So Much Out Of Marriage, Figuring That All Men Should Be Steady And Pleasant.

If I Found Out Some Gal Was Trying To Steal My Guy, I'd Want To Give Her A Black Eye! Instead, I Wrote This Song. At The Time I Was Writing Each Song [on This Album], You Could Figure Out The Frame Of Mind I Was In By Listening Closely. With Every Song I've Ever Recorded, I'm In It. I Wouldn't Write About It If I Wasn't In It.