I Didn't Know How Babies Were Made

The Night I Announced I Was Getting Married, Daddy Paced For Hours On The Porch.

If Anyone Asks How Old I Am, Tell Them It's None Of Their Business!

I'm Trying To Lead A Good Christian Life, So There Ain't Too Much Spicy To Tell About Me.

I'd Love To Work More With The American Indians, My People.

I Won All The Blue Ribbons For Canning At The State Fair.