I Didn't Play Or Like A Lot

After My First Novel, My Mother Said To Me, 'why Don't You Make Your Writing More Funny? You're So Funny In Person.' Because My First Novel Was Rather Dark. And I Don't Know, But Something About What She Said Was True. 'yes, Why Don't I?' Maybe I Was Afraid To Be Funny In The Writing. But Since Then, Seven Books Later, Almost Everything I've Done Has A Comedic Edge To It.

I Don't Laugh That Much, But I Do Like Humorous Books, And I Like To Entertain Readers That Way.

I Wish We Had A Dog In The Show So That I Could Get To Be A Dog For A Day.

I Am Always The Source Of The Worst Rumors About Myself.

How Terrible To Be Alcoholic. You Just Want To Quietly Soothe And Maybe Poison Yourself, But You End Up Poisoning Those Around You As Well, Like Trying To Commit Suicide With A Gas Oven And Unwittingly Murdering Your Neighbors.