I Didn't Realize This Was A Sad

What Happens In A Certain Place Can Stain Your Feelings For That Location, Just As Ink Can Stain A White Sheet. You Can Wash It, And Wash It, And Still Never Forget What Has Transpired - A Word Which Here Means 'happened, And Made Everybody Sad'.

As I Am Sure You Know, When People Say 'it's My Pleasure,' They Usually Mean Something Along The Lines Of, 'there's Nothing On Earth I Would Rather Do Less.' [...]

Tell It To Everyone You Know, But Pretend You're Kidding.

I Decided That It Might Be Interesting To Have Terrible Things Happen To Orphans Over And Over Again.

The Key To Good Eavesdropping Is Not Getting Caught.