I Didn't Take A Job On Fox

Every Moment Is A Fresh New Beginning... A Wonderful Inauguration Of The Great Cosmic Journey Through The Universe. We Can Do Whatever We Want. We Can Change Reality At Any Moment.

Sometimes, As A Comedian, A Line Will Come To You, That Is So Beautiful, So Perfect, That You Think: I Did Not Create This Line. This Line Belongs To All Of Us. Surely This Is A Line Of God

I Think Many Of The Boundaries That Convention Has Placed Upon Us Are Arbitrary, So We Can Fiddle With Them If We Fancy. Gravity's Hard To Dispute, And Breathing, But A Lot Of Things We Instinctively Obey Are A Lot Of Old Tosh.

I Liked Bugs Bunny. He Was Pretty Good. He's Annoying As A Duck And He's Anti-proletarian. Daffy Duck I Couldn't See What Was Going On With Him. He Seemed Like He Was Angry About Something. My Favorite One Though Is Pinocchio. I Liked That Kid. He Was Made Of Wood. I Liked That For A Start. I Also Liked How He'd Tell A Lie And His Nose Would Grow. I Liked The Morality Of That.

I'll Not Be Changing, But America Will.