I Didn't Think I'd Ever Be An

I Go To The Theater, All The Time. I'm Not One Of These Secret Movie, Watch A 35mm Print In My Living The Weekend It Comes Out Guys. I'm Not Jon Bon Jovi. I Go To The Arclight, Like A Regular Asshole.

Good Comedy Doesn't Have To Be A Comedy Idea.

It's Definitely Not True What They Say About Women Wanting A Guy With A Sense Of Humour. What Women Mean Is That They Want A Guy With A Sense Of Humour Who Is Really Handsome. If A Girl Had A Choice Between Brad Pitt Or Me, She'd Pick Brad Pitt. And I'm A Lot Funnier Than He Is.

To Me, Always Just - That Scene Is, Like, So Convenient. They Never Run Out Of Bullets In Action Movies, Unless It's At The Most Dramatic Time Possible.

I Don't Smoke Weed On Set All Day. I Just Want To Say That, You Know, Not All Day. After Lunch You Get Tired. What Can You Do? To Me, The Fact That A Character Smokes Weed Isn't Really What I Hang My Hat On Necessarily.