I Didn't Think It Was Fair To

By These Things Examine Thyself. By Whose Rules Am I Acting; In Whose Name; In Whose Strength; In Whose Glory? What Faith, Humility, Self-denial, And Love Of God And To Man Have There Been In All My Actions?

The Pamphlet Uses My Name, My Likeness, My 'shtick' (if You Will), And My Very Act, Which Is Derived From My Personality, To Attract Attention And Converts.

My Grandfather Always Said, Don't Watch Your Money, Watch Your Health. So One Day While I Was Watching My Health, Someone Stole My Money. It Was My Grandfather.

I Can't Pretend That I'm A Great Student Of The Art Of Comedy Because Anybody That Becomes Philosophical About Humor Doesn't Know What He's Talking About.

Eighty Percent Of Married Men Cheat In America. The Rest Cheat In Europe.