I Didn't Think It Was Fair To

Did You Ever Hear Of A Kid Playing Accountant - Even If They Wanted To Be One?

I Regularly Sell Out More In England Than I Do In America.

All The Democrats Do Is Bicker. They're Not Concerned About The War Or The Fate Of The United States Of America. They're Desperate Characters.

Ten Years Ago If You Would Have Told Me That Mrs. Clinton Would Be The Frontrunner For The Democratic Nomination, I'd Have Never Believed You. Her Only Qualifications For Office Are That She's Mr. Clinton's Partner. And What Does That Mean? The Two Of Them Stand For Dishonesty And Corruption.

I Am Excited About Getting Back To What I Do Best And What My Audience Likes Best, I Am Writing New Jokes Every Day And Soon Ill Be Telling Them Every Night. Just Me, One Jew Talking And That's It.